Meta's new AI optimism campaign mirrors the metaverse hype it once sold, right as 2026 AI capex hits $145 billion and layoffs mount.
Tesla's operating profit sank 57% as its decade-long regulatory credit windfall evaporated, even as Wall Street keeps betting on robotaxis and Optimus.
Microsoft's new MAI models promise up to 89% lower GPU costs, but its biggest deployment now transcribes patient visits with no outside safety audit.
A bipartisan bill would let Homeland Security shut down dangerous AI models, but its testing exemption would not have covered the OpenAI hack that inspired it.